Post #398: Confessions to my Mother

Coming up on my 400th post on this little slice of my world and thought that I would extend an OPEN invite to my friends and readers. The invite was to give me ANY topic and I would write about it in my next 4 blogs.

Today’s prompt comes from my friend Arminda. She sent me a text today that read: “I want you to confessions to my momwrite a confession to your mother about something you did while you still lived at home.”

Someone tell me that there IS a statute of limitations on groundings. Please.

Okay. Ahem.

Dear Mom,

For the most part, I was a good kid but like all kids, I did do a few things that you aren’t aware of during my teenage years. Well, at least I think you weren’t aware of them. So today, I would like to come clean. Here are my confessions:

  1. The summer that you and Dad went to Europe and left me home alone under strict orders to NOT have anyone in the house, I threw a party. Not a crazy, Risky Business kind of party but there were more than 10 people in the house. I was so paranoid that the neighbors would find out that I made everyone park up the street and walk thru the woods.
  2. When I would come home from school in the 5th grade and you told me to NEVER cook anything, I made grilled cheese sandwiches. Not on the stove in a pan but rather I toasted the bread and held the cheese over the toaster so it would melt. Looking back on it, using a pan probably would have been safer..
  3. I played hooky my senior year in high school. A lot of hooky. I blame it on Marsh Hanson. He made me do it.
  4. And in order to not get busted that I played hooky, I was always conveniently sick the next day. That way when I would write my excuse note, I could squeeze the extra day in there after you had signed it.
  5. All those movies that Cristi and I went to in high school? We never went to the movies. I don’t think we even went to the mall. We just drove around for hours at a time.
  6. When I was 16 and dated Warren Wolf, he was 21 – not 18.

See… it wasn’t THAT bad. I guess spending half of my teenage years grounded “from everything” helped curb a lot of my mischief. Maybe you guys were right about that, after all.

Love you, Mom!!! Remember that I am your ONLY child!!

Kristen

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About Kristen Daukas

Kristen Daukas and her husband are the parents of three teen and tween daughters. She faces the same challenges as every parent - how to stay sane while raising teens in an era of technology, mean girls, college prep and PMS. Her main goal is to get them out the door as functioning adults who remember their childhood as a happy if not crazy time. During the day, she is a partner at Atlantic Social Media Group - a Social Media Marketing Agency and is always looking for the next fun, tech toy to play with.
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5 Responses to Post #398: Confessions to my Mother

  1. Rachel says:

    This is awesome. I can’t wait to hear which ones she already knew about! :)

  2. Joyce Margo says:

    KRISTEN……YOU ARE GROUNDED BIG TIME!!! I may never let you out of your room.

  3. Joyce Margo says:

    Oh……by the way, I didn’t know about any of them. And I’m sure Don didn’t either. We thought you were a perfect child.

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